So yeah, there's a catchy pop song that plays about every day at our Kroger, definitely sung by a woman. The lyrics in the chorus are "Not a picture perfect cookie cutter girl, (cause?) I don't wanna be a stereotype", and aside from a handful of mentions on the Internet (other people looking for it, apparently it plays at Walgreens as well), I've been unable to find a positive ID, and it's mercilessly stuck in my head right alongside the Self-Checkout prompts.
