My favorite is when they come running up to me in the produce department at 8pm and are asking "Are you going to be marking the chickens down?" Then they run over to the deli for their greasy half priced chicken.
We really, truly, seriously need the next mass pandemic ass killing plague to happen. If I had real assurance it would come down in the next couple of years, I would happily step in line to be among the first to go-------------as long as 999,999,999,000 OTHER bitchez checked out right along with me.
We really, truly, seriously need the next mass pandemic ass killing plague to happen. If I had real assurance it would come down in the next couple of years, I would happily step in line to be among the first to go-------------as long as 999,999,999,000 OTHER bitchez checked out right along with me.
This is $2.50. Thanks, since I scan everything anyway, don't need to know but thank you.
How much is a 12 pack of Bud Light? I'm at the register so do they think I have actually memorized every single price of every single item in the store?
The other Kroger takes all my coupons all the time. Right. Go shop there.
Parsley smells peppery. Cilantro just smells odd. Some would describe as medicinal. Some say it smells like soap. Others say it has a metallic smell to it.
I tell cilantro and parsley apart by glancing at their tags...
On another note: Five children and several adults are being watched for Ebola symptoms. Potentially, it could've been spread through a handful of elementary schools.
I tell cilantro and parsley apart by glancing at their tags...
On another note: Five children and several adults are being watched for Ebola symptoms. Potentially, it could've been spread through a handful of elementary schools.
On another, another note: Spare me, Ebola-chan.
They just showed the apartment on the news where the man lived. Lots of children in the apartment complex. They also showed five separate elementary schools where those five children went to school. They were dismissed early and are going to watch them. Of course Governor Perry and the CDC are assuring us all that everything will be just fine. No worries. Yet.......
I tell cilantro and parsley apart by glancing at their tags...
Back when I was a checker, they didn't have tags on the produce. Things that were priced by the unit were given "lookup numbers". I remember 50 was a head of lettuce. The lookup number for celery was determined by the number of rubber bands around it. Even cartons of eggs had lookup numbers for them. They started at 5 for jumbo eggs and went up as the eggs got smaller.
Things that were priced by weight had to be weighed and priced in the produce department. If they weren't, we would have to use the scale that was near the checklanes. There would be a sheet attached to the scale showing the price per pound for each item. There was only one scale. So sometimes you had to wait for another checker to finish. Back then the scanners at the checklanes didn't operate as scales like they do now
I tell cilantro and parsley apart by glancing at their tags...
Back when I was a checker, they didn't have tags on the produce. Things that were priced by the unit were given "lookup numbers". I remember 50 was a head of lettuce. The lookup number for celery was determined by the number of rubber bands around it. Even cartons of eggs had lookup numbers for them. They started at 5 for jumbo eggs and went up as the eggs got smaller.
Things that were priced by weight had to be weighed and priced in the produce department. If they weren't, we would have to use the scale that was near the checklanes. There would be a sheet attached to the scale showing the price per pound for each item. There was only one scale. So sometimes you had to wait for another checker to finish. Back then the scanners at the checklanes didn't operate as scales like they do now
Did you also walk five miles in the snow to reach the deli department
I tell cilantro and parsley apart by glancing at their tags...
Back when I was a checker, they didn't have tags on the produce. Things that were priced by the unit were given "lookup numbers". I remember 50 was a head of lettuce. The lookup number for celery was determined by the number of rubber bands around it. Even cartons of eggs had lookup numbers for them. They started at 5 for jumbo eggs and went up as the eggs got smaller.
Things that were priced by weight had to be weighed and priced in the produce department. If they weren't, we would have to use the scale that was near the checklanes. There would be a sheet attached to the scale showing the price per pound for each item. There was only one scale. So sometimes you had to wait for another checker to finish. Back then the scanners at the checklanes didn't operate as scales like they do now
Did you also walk five miles in the snow to reach the deli department
Lol. The anon cashier (or ex-cashier?) is probably one of those people that asks for a UN resolution whenever a cashier checking him out scans something and it shows up weighing .1 pound more than what HE weighed it. Anytime a customer gets too many grapes and finds out that they're expensive, I'll eat them until the price is reasonable for them. :)
Back when I was a checker, they didn't have tags on the produce. Things that were priced by the unit were given "lookup numbers". I remember 50 was a head of lettuce. The lookup number for celery was determined by the number of rubber bands around it. Even cartons of eggs had lookup numbers for them. They started at 5 for jumbo eggs and went up as the eggs got smaller.
Things that were priced by weight had to be weighed and priced in the produce department. If they weren't, we would have to use the scale that was near the checklanes. There would be a sheet attached to the scale showing the price per pound for each item. There was only one scale. So sometimes you had to wait for another checker to finish. Back then the scanners at the checklanes didn't operate as scales like they do now
Did you also walk five miles in the snow to reach the deli department
Nope, that's just the way things were 20 years ago. Of course back then we didn't have to worry about our ELMS score either since it didn't exist.
