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Tomorrow is my first day and I know I have 2 days of computer testing and watching tv. Whats are you tested on>



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Good Luck , they will test you anything and everything grocery related, (safety, pallet jacks manual and motorized , food handling, Ladders......probably 100 topics you will cover)

I HATED my 16-20 hours of Testing they will throw so much info at you that you wont remember what you went over the following day

The most boring 2.5 days sitting at a computer watching videos that they will test you on after

and if you know the answer you will haft to sit and wait till video ends some are as long as 1.5 each

and if you fail the test.....you haft to watch the video all over again

 

Its not Hard just a pain in the As*

you will read and watch everything they think you need to know to work on the floor

you will never be so happy to get done and get out on the floor to work

 

Good Luck



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Anonymous wrote:

Tomorrow is my first day and I know I have 2 days of computer testing and watching tv. Whats are you tested on>


 Well, there's a few small items they go over, like........

 

Are you a peter puffer? Are yew a queer? Are you a butt pirate? Do you like the kawk? Do you have big squishy hulk titties? Is your eskimo pie nice n round, a sweet meat treat neat n complete ready to eat? Are yew a homasexshul? Can you suck a golf ball threw a garden hose? Would yew fuk a man inna ass and not even have the common courtesy to give im a reach around?



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Those two Beind the store LOL



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oh shiiiiiiiiiit......whoever you are, thank you for the needed laughs!!!!



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