There's a bunch of flowers and such I want to buy but it's getting on end of season for them and they're looking pretty haggard. But they're still at full price.
Is that affirmative, soldier? Can he peter piper puff a proud pickled prick pepper? Can he stand on one hand, do a reach around, tea bag a quarter horse and take a five pound swamp frog in his sewer hole? Is he a kweer? Does he like the kawk? Does he have big squishy man titties made to please, bring a skewel boy to his knees?
Is that affirmative, soldier? Can he peter piper puff a proud pickled prick pepper? Can he stand on one hand, do a reach around, tea bag a quarter horse and take a five pound swamp frog in his sewer hole? Is he a kweer? Does he like the kawk? Does he have big squishy man titties made to please, bring a skewel boy to his knees?
Sgt. Hard Man
I have seen ours do all of that AND pick some pubes out of his teeth afterwards. He got a great rating on the survey this year.