A guy goes to Kroger to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?" "Yes," he says. "I was in Viet Nam for three years" The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off." The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 A.M."
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M?" "This is Kroger!" the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls.......no point in you coming in for that!
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It tears up and knocks over everything in reach, leaves feces and urine everywhere, bites people without any reason at all and evidently cannot be trained.
In response to the nearly 15 year old OP, I was expecting the joke to end with, "I'm telling you to come in at 10 so I can fire you for being late. A new contract starts the day after tomorrow and it pays less than the one you'd be on."
