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Anyone, including me, that posts on this message board is a complete retard.  You are f$&#ing retarded, each and every one of you. If you are reading this, you have an extra chromosome. If you choose to respond to this post, that is a clear indication that you are a drooling mongloid.

However, if you choose to ignore this post, you are a retard in denial. Or maybe, you're too retarded to realize that you're a retard.

Dead Barney

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So where is retarded Part I?

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See what I mean? Case and point. This place is full of retards. Where is Retarded Part 1? Check the posts, genius.



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Did someone forget to take their pills?

And you should have realized we all have issues.. since we work for kroger.

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Another retard hits his head on the side of the short-bus. "You should have realized we all have issues . ." If you read Retard Part I you will see that I mentioned that already!

You really shouldn't leave the house without your helmet.



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I'm not like this because I work here,
I work here because I'm like this.

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Well said. So you were a drooling retard BEFORE you started working for Kroger. However, you should know that it is possible to come to Kroger as a relatively intelligent person, and after a while, become a window-licking mongloid. It happened to me. I used to be quite brilliant. Now, I sh!t myself and say non-sensical thigs like "duh" and "ba-duh-bah-blah".



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What is holding me back is resisting change. Wish I had the inspiration and social skills to make better of myself. Maybe it can still happen. As of now, I'm in the same boat of being retarded with working hard to get so little money.

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You should try competing in The Special Olympics. It will make a huge impact on your social skills as well as provide you with some confidence. Also, hanging out with people who look as warped as you will make you feel better about yourself.

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You first.

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I am The President of The Special Olympics.

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