...Only it was against a stupid, emphasemiac, old, alcoholic, grouchy old FK that ain't had pussey since pussey had HIM and boasts about posting his angnst on four other boards besides this one, where I'm quite sure those poor souls love his entreties as much as I love them. And some of y'all.
Haven't seen him in these here parts for at least twelve hours.
GRUMPY 1! I knew you wouldn't let me down ; Like a bad episode of COPS, you're that dick that just won't lay down and comply with ANY one's rules.
How the hell are ya? There's no TNT Marathons of 'I Love Lucy' or 'Gilligan's Island' or 'I Dream of Gennie' or that old fall-back, 'The Honey Mooners'? Doesn't matter tho, does it; there's always the senior citizen's discount at the local V.F.W. or anywhere else people will still accept your whiny butt.
Tell ya what. Get REAL MAD at me right now, enough so to drop dead of a massive coronary. Better yet---no wait, I know: Drop dead of a massive heart attack AND defecate in your union controlled-but still governed by communists based, Obummer sanctioned suppliers from Red China. If you have a web cam on that out dated computer you're obviously using in your mother's basement, where you've slept rent free for at least since you were born, I personally would not mind watching you choke on your own vomit.
