I don't know if you all have seen this making the rounds on FB but there is a multi-post of meme's explaining The World Economy with Two Cows. This is the American Corporation and it is dead on (no pun intended).
The consultant tells you it's because the cow just didn't work hard enough, and sells you a brand new metrics program he's developed (MooVision) to keep better track on future cows and push them even harder.