I started going to Church this past December after Christmas and joined the local Church and never miss a service. I met a Lady at Church and screwed up big time with her, I talked to her one time and scared the **** out of her and she will not speak to me and moved completely to the other side of the church to get away from me. She thinks that I stalked her and I did NOT!
I told her that I saw her singles profile on a singles club website and asked her if that was her because I was not sure and she said yes that it was her, and that is what scared the **** out of her plus it turns out that she is my neighbor which I didn't know until she told me, she said that she lives down the street from me, plus she told me that she started going to church a month before me. I avoid her at all costs and I was warned by a relative that she is a psycho. They told me that their daughter dated this Lady's son and that the whole family is psycho and to stay away from them!!!
Now after being rejected by this psycho I started thinking about a regular customer that shops at my store weekly. I have avoided this customer because I saw her singles profile on the same website 15 years ago and I never said a word to her and she still appears to be single. I work overnights on the stocking crew and see this lady in the mornings shopping with a hand basket and when she comes down my aisle I start scrambling and go to another aisle just to avoid her, and I just started thinking don't avoid her start talking to her and find out if she is single. I'm very nervous to even speak to her and I know now not to ever mention seeing her singles profile all those years ago, because of the psycho reaction I got from the Church Lady! I've have always been interested in this lady customer even before I saw her singles profile 15 years ago she has been shopping in my store for 20 years maybe and she is gorgeous very beautiful and that is part of the reason I avoid her I feel like she is out of my League and I would not have a chance, but maybe I can if I play my cards right.
LOL! I was hoping to have a serious reply, but I will probably do fine if I play it cool with the Lady customer. I don't want to run her off after she has been a regular customer all of these years. She is still as beautiful as ever but there is more of her she gained a lot of weight over the years!
Mail order is the way to go..white ladies are annoying. Thank me later.
Damn right! Brazilians and Filipinos are the best. Seriously, you don't have to go mail order, just friend some on facebook and take it from there. That's how I met my Filipna wife----we've been married for 5 years now.
Cuz like the above poster said---only in my words----FK American bitches. On the REAL.
I still feel sweet on psycho church lady. I was watching her at Church this morning and we always make eye contact. It was way back in early January that I last spoke to her and she started sitting way over on the opposite side. I would love just to talk to her again, eventually she's got to relize that I'm not a threat. Even though I like the lady customer that I've been seeing shopping at my kroger for last few years, my heart goes out to the crazy church lady. My church is a wild and crazy one too!!!
It is a Pentecostal Church!!! LOL!!! I became one of those crazy pentecostals and I speak in Tongues, but I haven't done any of the other crazy stuff that they do like running the aisles. It is so weird that I can speak in another language and I don't know what I'm saying!!! what happened was after meeting her at church I realized that she wouldn't give me a chance unless I became a Pentecostal and joined the church. So, that's what I did I got saved and filled with the Holy Ghost and spoke in another language and she still rejected me, but she never heard me speaking in another language that it would even matter.
The kroger customer is way more beautiful than the plain looking church lady, but there is just something about that crazy pentecostal that I love. But I will still give the lady customer a try because I've been interested in her for so long, but I'm afraid of being rejected by her too, and I'm not going to say anything to her about being a Pentecostal it might really frighten her away!!! Oh! and I have been looking at the Christian fhilipinos but haven't seen one that really interests me yet.
