I know someone keeps posting comments about turds.  That's ok with me.

The question I have is if you get pissed and quit Kroger, how do you get to the restroom and effectively crap one out, catch it before it splashes in the bowl, and then proceed to the employee break room, and put one in for 10 minutes and then run like hell after pressing the start button?

There's always someone in the break room.  Someone's going to see you put the little rascal in the microwave.

So I guess what I'm trying to say is, is everyone's break room always occupied?