I had a very horrendous interaction with a very demented customer today that I reported to my neglectful management, but they're not doing jack **** about it so i need your opinions on the matter.
I was coming in from break after taking in a bowl of crystal, and upon going up to stock the dairy I can hear like light footsteps behind me, but I pay little attention to it since I first think it's CUSTOMER. Little did I know it wasa customer from HELL.
I feel these fingers along theside of my wasteband, and then suddenly I hear this voice say "You want some of this!? before I feel his whole hand being shoved up my rectum, feeling inside my anus. It was really painful as I was having issues with hemoorhoids yesterday due to the possibility of the coronavirs (somebody on here said meth but they're liars).
I don't think much about it for a minute until it gets painful and I turn around and tell the guy to knock it off. I then turn and let out the biggest screech of my life.
It was a hobo man, some old hobo with just one tooth in his mouth and a beard down to his chest, wearing the shirt of the tasmanian devil himself. He was really ugly. He spot on me and then ran off with his fingers covered in filfth.
You want to watch that guy. I saw that guy. Hes known as the Sh*t Bandit. Be wary of him He's attracted by hemmroids. For some reason he can smell hemmroids on someone and this drives him to stick his arm up the anal cavities of said person afflicted with hemmroids. Hes after the hemmroid itself and this drives him to do so. Hes called the Sh*t bandit because he drives his arm up the bum.
