You bastard ass customers! stop leaving your used tissue on the damn shelves!! Are yall sneezing out of your ass or something ? What with all these used tissues Im seeing all around the store on random shelves ****en throw it away you ****s! So gross.
Retail needs its own version of The Purge----only not just once a year, once a week. Any and all c u n t omers are open game. POW POW POW POW! Head and gut shots.
And the Purge days are random and unannounced, so they never know which day their number may be up. Bet that would straighten em up real quick