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I put a turd in the microwave and set it on high for 6 mins.  How are you with balloons?

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There has to be a way to get away with a turd prank without the average employee cleaning it up.  I want something the management team has to do it.

I want to do this to management at some festival.  If I see an hourly Kroger worker I won't do the prank.  It's just for Kroger managers:

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I want to address employee retaliation against Kroger management.

 

Since it's illegal to have cameras in the restroom, what's stopping a disgruntled employee from retaliating against an atheistic manager that manages with a "anything is fair game" mentality?

 

Is there a way to clog the upstairs manager's office restroom sh-tter without getting caught?  Looking for ideas including tampering with the manager's car in the parking lot. 

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 dont tamper with the car. i knew some managers that would gladly beat the living sh*t out of anyone they caught tampering with their vehicle.

but here is some safer ways to get even. just dont get caught.

1. take a crap on the floor then pick it up with paper towels. place the turd in a plastic bag. one from produce works great. then when management is not in their office sneakily...and i do mean sneakily place the turd at the bottom of the basket below other garbage. return to the office. (warning: you MUST be stealthy when doing this. It is best do do this when mangement is out and about on the sales floor. do NOT...i repeat...DO NOT do this is view of other co-workers.)

2. unplug their computer from their router in the office. you must do this when they are not in there obviously. this will completely disconnect them from the internet and end whatever they are doing. when in doubt just unplug any and all wires you see. be careful when doing this and leave asap when you are done.

3. shove paper towels down the toilet after you are doing your business. when it floods leave and say nothing. let management put in a work order for it and the plumber come out and fix it for them.

4. for males: take a huge monster crap in the urinal. if you have diarreah, thats even better. just make sure it is chunky

    for females: flush a whole bunch of used sanitary napkins down the toilet. let management deal with it

Ok...but aren't there hidden cameras in the manager's office area nowadays?

I think one's DNA is in poo.  If someone decides to do that you'd be at risk for tracing it back to you.

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Fo sco and eon I saw a sh-itter. bRo had it going real stronk and it was breezy pew yew! I then told brO hay whats good 4 da stomach is good 4 tha brain. He loles and I toot too

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 What?!

Just got back from shopping at Kroger.  Took a dump in their restroom.  I thought for a moment about using excessive toilet paper to deliberately clog the sh-tt-r.

I chose not to do it.

What's wrong with me?

There's cameras over the restroom doors.

Just had me a rough load release from my chili bowl and Woolley bully just watch it naw watching it nah toot! Tell yall my bakk slit was on fiyaa! Though tiles inside the junk was nice and kool sos I jus rubbed my bare cheeks and chili hole on it and ahhhh junt kooled down: we boyz cwent culture clubbing after the bintch. Whootie hootieey

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Anonymous wrote:

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Just had me a rough load release from my chili bowl and Woolley bully just watch it naw watching it nah toot! Tell yall my bakk slit was on fiyaa! Though tiles inside the junk was nice and kool sos I jus rubbed my bare cheeks and chili hole on it and ahhhh junt kooled down: we boyz cwent culture clubbing after the bintch. Whootie hootieey

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 I have a coworker that steals candy from the drug/GM candy cart near the restroom and he does it every day when nobody around or looking away. I seen him and a few others have seen him do it. Not surprised that management doesnt know or care yet. 

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Its only stealing if youre caught 

Jus last week we hads a employo ruin tha consumer sh-it bowl. I mean the biggest toot toot beep beep Ive Eva scene. They wanted me to clean that beep beep up toot! i saz naw son I dont Getz paid like dat. who deez kroga peeps think I am? bio blaster crew. I do no that shoez for crewz kept my good knickers clean and ****z