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If I were to spray paint a set of my brown turds a pink-like color and wrap it into the same packaging as the other sausage packs would that work?

 

I resent fat middle-aged women and I was hoping someone like that would buy it.

 

Imagine the look on her face as she fried it at home in a pan and smell started to get bad!



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Even though this is a troll post, it is funny because one time my older cousin (by marraige) was being a douchè and my aunt Saud she would give him a piece of dog sh*t being as he was acting as such. He said she would dare laughed. Sooo....

 

She went out back, got a fresh turd still steaming, that our dog just deposited, put it on a paper plate, put all kinds of seasoning on it, and some left over roast we had the night before next to it. She have it to him and he ALMOST ate it! She stopped him at the last minute, and he NEVER got wise out of his mouth again. (He was 22 at the time). 



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Even though this is a troll post, it is funny because one time my older cousin (by marraige) was being a douchè and my aunt Saud she would give him a piece of dog sh*t being as he was acting as such. He said she would dare laughed. Sooo....

 

She went out back, got a fresh turd still steaming, that our dog just deposited, put it on a paper plate, put all kinds of seasoning on it, and some left over roast we had the night before next to it. She have it to him and he ALMOST ate it! She stopped him at the last minute, and he NEVER got wise out of his mouth again. (He was 22 at the time). 


 Your aunt sounds mentally disturbed.  She could have gone to jail for that.



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Anonymous wrote:

Even though this is a troll post, it is funny because one time my older cousin (by marraige) was being a douchè and my aunt Saud she would give him a piece of dog sh*t being as he was acting as such. He said she would dare laughed. Sooo....

 

She went out back, got a fresh turd still steaming, that our dog just deposited, put it on a paper plate, put all kinds of seasoning on it, and some left over roast we had the night before next to it. She have it to him and he ALMOST ate it! She stopped him at the last minute, and he NEVER got wise out of his mouth again. (He was 22 at the time). 


 Your aunt sounds mentally disturbed.  She could have gone to jail for that.


 She's not mentally disturbed. My cousin should have known it was a dog turd. You can't help but smell it, especially if it was fresh. 

 

Plus it's no worse than the op's post.



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aww neato torpedos toot Toot beep beep! Rag doll tooka risk with that doogie houser turd. aunt sure shows that clown coosin whos da boss!itz all bouts the respect lil nigha. soundz to me like she gotz tha juice and she fittin to pump it up holla toot !



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Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:

Even though this is a troll post, it is funny because one time my older cousin (by marraige) was being a douchè and my aunt Saud she would give him a piece of dog sh*t being as he was acting as such. He said she would dare laughed. Sooo....

 

She went out back, got a fresh turd still steaming, that our dog just deposited, put it on a paper plate, put all kinds of seasoning on it, and some left over roast we had the night before next to it. She have it to him and he ALMOST ate it! She stopped him at the last minute, and he NEVER got wise out of his mouth again. (He was 22 at the time). 


 Your aunt sounds mentally disturbed.  She could have gone to jail for that.


 She's not mentally disturbed. My cousin should have known it was a dog turd. You can't help but smell it, especially if it was fresh. 

 

Plus it's no worse than the op's post.


 Thats a pretty good prank. I would do something like that as well but my turds are too big and swirl around the bowl when I push them out.



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 Thats a pretty good prank. I would do something like that as well but my turds are too big and swirl around the bowl when I push them out.


 Use your hands to reshape them.  Black people do that all of the time



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 Thats a pretty good prank. I would do something like that as well but my turds are too big and swirl around the bowl when I push them out.


 Use your hands to reshape them.  Black people do that all of the time


 This is actually true. us jigaboos have been known to do the dirty 



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