Had a ton of them today!!
play dumb with them
Remember that they cannot help it. If they could be smart, they would. Even the evil ones doing stupid things for sport are sort of retarded. Until they get locked up or walk into traffic you must help manage them when they wander around the store.
What can we do about the lazy smelly associates?
Buy a few pins that say "I'm deaf." and wear them so they can easily be seen. Pull out your Zebra like you got a buzz and walk away.
Anonymous wrote:Had a ton of them today!!
This is rich coming from associates who dont even know where bread or milk is. you alp are dumber than a pile of cat turds