Things you wanna say to your customers.

Date: Mar 31, 2022

RE: Things you wanna say to your customers.

Date: Apr 4, 2022

Sometimes I just hide in the restroom until my department closes because of customers like you.

Today I didn't.

Wish I had.

Date: Apr 4, 2022

For when one of the courtesy clerks are outside.

SLOW DOWN WHEN YOU ENTER THE PARKING LOT! Not only is there someone hauling carts, there are other people crossing the lot as well. There's employees from Clicklist and Fuel and customers. Find the pedal that is next to the accelerator and learn to use it.

IF I CAN PUT THE CART YOU BROUGHT TO THE CORRAL WITH THE REST OF THE LOAD, NO PROBLEM. IF IT'S FULL, IT'S FULL. I can come back for it along with whatever other carts are left. The strap can only hold so much.

DO NOT SHOVE THE CART AT ME NO MATTER HOW MUCH THE DISTANCE. Please, just let me come over and get it. If you just shove it at me, chances are that it will go in the wrong direction. And while I'm praying that it doesn't hit anyone or anything, I'm also hoping that it hits your vehicle.

IF I'M SORTING CARTS, DONT JUST PUT THE ONE YOU'RE USING RANDOMLY. It really messes things up.

IF YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE YOU A CART AT THE CORRAL, NO PROBLEM. Just give me a few minutes to take it off the strap unless it's not hooked on already.

DON'T STOP ME WHILE I'M HAULING A LOAD JUST TO GET A CART. It's not that easy to drop the strap and unhook a cart. The entire load will start to roll away. Or I might lose a cart from the wrong end of the line.

IF I DON'T HAVE A LOAD OF CARTS WITH ME AND YOU NEED HELP LOADING YOUR GROCERIES OR YOU WANT ME TO BRING YOU AN ELECTRIC CART, NO PROBLEM. Although, if I do have a load, please give me a few minutes.

If Im walking around putting up gobacks/getting ready to clean restrooms/just going or coming back from break or lunch/etc.

I WILL HELP YOU AS BEST AS I CAN. IF IT'S BEYOND WHAT I KNOW THEN I'LL REFER YOU TO SOMEONE WHO DOES KNOW. I can only try.

NONE OF US WORK IN MULTIPLE DEPARTMENTS. If you ask someone in bakery about something in meat department, expect confusion.

At the front end.

THE COURTESY CLERKS WILL BE JUST AS ANNOYED AS THE CASHIERS WHEN A CUSTOMER DOES SOMETHING DUMB. That can be anything from a rotten attitude to trying to pull a scam. Cut us some slack and we'll do the same.

IF YOU WANTED YOUR GROCERIES BAGGED A CERTAIN WAY, LET ME KNOW BEFORE I GRAB THE FIRST ITEM. Most are usually good about this.

PLEASE DON'T GET UPSET IF IM GOING TO FAST TO WHERE I'M KIND OF THROWING YOUR GROCERIES. Sometimes we just get caught up in the moment and get into a groove.

WE KNOW HOW TO BAG GROCERIES IN GENERAL. Cold, meat, produce. It's all pretty simple. The only things that come up are certain items that we might have to mix and get your okay for.

In general.

WEED, BO, ALCOHOL, AND TOBACCO ARE NOT SCENTS FOUND IN ANY SOAPS OR DEODORANTS. I have yet to see that. So please, bathe.

Date: Apr 9, 2022

If you couldn't read the price correctly, it's not our fault

I'm sorry you don't know what a digital coupon is, and it's not because we're discriminating against senior citizens.

Load your digital coupons before you get in line.

If you don't want something, at least put it back in the same area

I'm sorry your WIC or SNAP denied your purchase, it isn't our decision

i386 · Guru

What about things Customer's want to say to employees? Being an ex-Employee I would like to say things. But these are ex coworkers and friends.

mega-kitteh · Guru

1. Please make it inside the toilet when using restroom. Our goal is to make sure the restrooknis clean. Your goal is to make sure your waste makes it inside the toilet.

2. You will meet your goal; you will remain seated during your business. Thus ensures nothing will remain on the lid or floor. Thank you for making your goal.

3. If we have no carts outside at all they are in use or we are just out.

4. No we DO NOT leave the property to get carts for ANY reason. We have a cart company that gets strayed carts. Huffing and puffing doesnt work btw.

5. No, your special needs child cannot touch my short fuzzy hair. Again, huffing and puffing will not change my mind.

6. STAY OUT OF THR WAY when we are bagging. You are IN THE WAY. Also, do not get bent out of shape and offended when we move closer to the cashier to bag. You GOT IN THE WAY.

i386 · Guru

mega-kitteh wrote:
1. Please make it inside the toilet when using restroom. Our goal is to make sure the restrooknis clean. Your goal is to make sure your waste makes it inside the toilet.

2. You will meet your goal; you will remain seated during your business. Thus ensures nothing will remain on the lid or floor. Thank you for making your goal.

3. If we have no carts outside at all they are in use or we are just out.

4. No we DO NOT leave the property to get carts for ANY reason. We have a cart company that gets strayed carts. Huffing and puffing doesnt work btw.

5. No, your special needs child cannot touch my short fuzzy hair. Again, huffing and puffing will not change my mind.

6. STAY OUT OF THR WAY when we are bagging. You are IN THE WAY. Also, do not get bent out of shape and offended when we move closer to the cashier to bag. You GOT IN THE WAY.

1. Please make it inside the toilet when using restroom. Our goal is to make sure the restrooknis clean. Your goal is to make sure your waste makes it inside the toilet.

I try not to do number 2 at Kroger. And if I, do I put down toilet paper and I check to make sure no moron put glue on the seat.

2. You will meet your goal; you will remain seated during your business. Thus ensures nothing will remain on the lid or floor. Thank you for making your goal.

I try not to do number 2 at Kroger. And if I, do I put down toilet paper and I check to make sure no moron put glue on the seat.

3. If we have no carts outside at all they are in use or we are just out.

Every time I go they are low on carts even early in the morning. And if I do find one the wheels are bad.

4. No we DO NOT leave the property to get carts for ANY reason. We have a cart company that gets strayed carts. Huffing and puffing doesnt work btw.

Kroger pays a company to go around town and get carts? Sounds crazy to me. Why pay a company to do that get an employee with a pickup truck and let them ride around and get carts and give money on gas also. What is the name of this company and what about towns with more than one Kroger? I do not know how that works because I have seen areas where they are Kroger stores less than 5 miles apart.

5. No, your special needs child cannot touch my short fuzzy hair. Again, huffing and puffing will not change my mind.

I do not have a special needs child. And that is a little offensive.

6. STAY OUT OF THR WAY when we are bagging. You are IN THE WAY. Also, do not get bent out of shape and offended when we move closer to the cashier to bag. You GOT IN THE WAY.

I use self-checkout and bag my own and use as many bags as I want.