If ****stomers wanna treat me like some robot, then I'll start fuking acting like one from now on. I'll try to make their shopping experience as awkward and uncomfortable as possible. Also, the other day, I was talking to one of my coworkers and said that I wanted to run out in front of traffic blindfolded. I guess a customer heard me and told our store manager. They called me up to the office and started acting like I was suicidal. Should I tell them I am and to leave me alone?
If ****stomers wanna treat me like some robot, then I'll start fuking acting like one from now on. I'll try to make their shopping experience as awkward and uncomfortable as possible. Also, the other day, I was talking to one of my coworkers and said that I wanted to run out in front of traffic blindfolded. I guess a customer heard me and told our store manager. They called me up to the office and started acting like I was suicidal. Should I tell them I am and to leave me alone?
You can always scare them with some 9/11 and Sandy Hook conspiracy theories.
Just kidding.
Seriously, I worked with a 9/11 truther back in 2010. He was a few McNuggets short of a Happy Meal. He worked in the produce department and he actually put a LIVE SPIDER in a fruit tray. Plus he was a member of PETA. 'Nuff said.
No joke, my store advertises a psychiatry program for "recovering from experiences with difficult guests." I can only imagine how many of my co-workers have applied.
No joke, my store advertises a psychiatry program for "recovering from experiences with difficult guests." I can only imagine how many of my co-workers have applied.
Is that Magellan? I probably need to call them. My PTSD is starting to flare up from the BS.
No joke, my store advertises a psychiatry program for "recovering from experiences with difficult guests." I can only imagine how many of my co-workers have applied.
