2 northwest cherries ads (one with singing, one without), thrill of the grill, whistling stella rosa wine, and that annoying kroger milk, kroger michigan dairy commercial with andre drummond narrating it. avocados from mexico is on hiatus, but it'll be back....it always comes back.
All the hiring ads we have. Want to join a great team, friendly associates, fun working environment. Oh my goodness that one gets me every time. Most especially when you realize how many of said associates are actually cool versus those that are not.
"Oh no! Say it isn't so! Northwest Cherry season is almost over! Luckily you can spend over 25 dollars on them to freeze for Thanksgiving and Christmas pies! Because that's totally normal and of course you have nothing else better to do with that money! And it's not like we offer pitted & frozen cherries YEAR ROUND or anythi...Oh f**k"
Meanwhile, yellow peaches are 0.88 a pound this week. They also happen to be the size of softballs right now. At least those don't need their own commercials.
"Oh no! Say it isn't so! Northwest Cherry season is almost over! Luckily you can spend over 25 dollars on them to freeze for Thanksgiving and Christmas pies! Because that's totally normal and of course you have nothing else better to do with that money! And it's not like we offer pitted & frozen cherries YEAR ROUND or anythi...Oh f**k"
Meanwhile, yellow peaches are 0.88 a pound this week. They also happen to be the size of softballs right now. At least those don't need their own commercials.
Sweet cherries don't make good pies. You need to use tart cherries in a cherry pie. You need the tartness from the cherries along with the sweetness from the sugar to make a good cherry pie. The same is true for apple pies. You need to use tart apples. A fruit pie that's all sweet just isn't good.
