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Had a lady ask for a certain meat we don't carry. I told her we don't have it. She insisted that she had gotten it at this Kroger before (I've worked there for years, we never had it.) Then she tells me that she came last week and the lady helping her pulled it out of a special compartment in our display case.  I just said "what??" And she said "there's a special compartment under the rest of the meats and she opened it up and that's where she got the meat from." After I told her again that we didn't have that meat, we've never had that meat, and there is no special compartment, she walked off in a huff.

One of the weirdest customers I ever had.



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Here's one for you.

Customer on the phone: I'd like to order a cake.

Me: Okay, what kind did you need?

Customer: I want the one that costs around $28.00.

Me: Okay, that feeds around 35 to 40 people.

Customer:  Oh, I don't need one that big.  I'm only feeding about 12 people.

Me: Well, quarter sheet cake feeds around 12 to 15 people.

Customer:  Is that the one that's about the size of a calendar?

Me thinking: Huh?



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Anonymous wrote:

Here's one for you.

Customer on the phone: I'd like to order a cake.

Me: Okay, what kind did you need?

Customer: I want the one that costs around $28.00.

Me: Okay, that feeds around 35 to 40 people.

Customer:  Oh, I don't need one that big.  I'm only feeding about 12 people.

Me: Well, quarter sheet cake feeds around 12 to 15 people.

Customer:  Is that the one that's about the size of a calendar?

Me thinking: Huh?


 Did you ever figure out what they meant?



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Bakerchick25

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Dang, both of those stories sound crazy as all get out. Have to admit neither situation has happened to me quite yet. But I do recall once a customer had asked me what people do with the artisan bread. But just the way she was saying it like she couldn't fathom what anybody would do with bread at all. Like she never heard of having toast, doing a bread bowl, slicing it and doing a crostini or something like that.  It was so strange.



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Anonymous wrote:

Here's one for you.

Customer on the phone: I'd like to order a cake.

Me: Okay, what kind did you need?

Customer: I want the one that costs around $28.00.

Me: Okay, that feeds around 35 to 40 people.

Customer:  Oh, I don't need one that big.  I'm only feeding about 12 people.

Me: Well, quarter sheet cake feeds around 12 to 15 people.

Customer:  Is that the one that's about the size of a calendar?

Me thinking: Huh?


 As weird as that might sound, I kinda understand...... this is a great example of how it is SO MUCH better to come in and discuss a cake in person, look at the actual cakes on display, discuss the sizes, prices, and how much they should serve.  NOT over the phone.  It sounds like the customer walked past the bakery area at some time in the recent past, saw a cake which was probably the "quarter" sheet cake (a little bigger than the average rectangular wall calendar(right?) and forgot what the price was, but was mistakenly thinking it was around 28 dollars.  

 

About the "Secret compartment"...........my theory is the woman has either 

1) delusions

2) hallucinations

3) very vivid dreams, and (perhaps because of a mental problem?) has difficulty telling whether a dream was just a dream, or an actual experience.

PS. Exactly what type of meat did she want to buy??  

 



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Here's one:

Guy: do you sell spider food?

Me: uhh... no... we don't carry spider food. You mean like for pet spiders?

Guy: no... more like flies. I'm trying to get daddy long legs on my property.

Me: yeah. Well spiders usually come on their own accord.

Guy: so no flies?

Me:...no. grocery stores don't sell flies. No one would buy their food if they did... I wouldn't.

Guy: *huffs and puffs and leaves.

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How about NO?!?

 

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Kroger-Employee wrote:

About the "Secret compartment"...........my theory is the woman has either 

1) delusions

2) hallucinations

3) very vivid dreams, and (perhaps because of a mental problem?) has difficulty telling whether a dream was just a dream, or an actual experience.

PS. Exactly what type of meat did she want to buy??  

 


 Probably delusional. Who can tell though?  She wanted Boar's Head pepper loaf - we don't have a pepper loaf in any brand. We have pickle and pimento (which we offered her, but she said no) and olive loaf.



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mega-kitteh wrote:

Here's one:

Guy: do you sell spider food?

Me: uhh... no... we don't carry spider food. You mean like for pet spiders?

Guy: no... more like flies. I'm trying to get daddy long legs on my property.

Me: yeah. Well spiders usually come on their own accord.

Guy: so no flies?

Me:...no. grocery stores don't sell flies. No one would buy their food if they did... I wouldn't.

Guy: *huffs and puffs and leaves.


 Now I wonder why he wanted daddy long legs on his property.



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mega-kitteh wrote:

Here's one:

Guy: do you sell spider food?

Me: uhh... no... we don't carry spider food. You mean like for pet spiders?

Guy: no... more like flies. I'm trying to get daddy long legs on my property.

Me: yeah. Well spiders usually come on their own accord.

Guy: so no flies?

Me:...no. grocery stores don't sell flies. No one would buy their food if they did... I wouldn't.

Guy: *huffs and puffs and leaves.


 And that just makes me even more deeply concerned for our society as a whole.



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I wish i could say it was a joke, but this guy was serious. He must've had a few marbles loose.

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Bakerchick25

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mega-kitteh wrote:

I wish i could say it was a joke, but this guy was serious. He must've had a few marbles loose.


 I know. That is what makes it all the sadder.



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I've run into well educated individuals that can't add 2+2-3.5 for their discount.  Stupidity runs society.  I've been scolded for their stupidity. 

 

Here's and interesting quote God told me:  "You will not be held responsible for your their actions but you will be held responsible for your actions."



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Zipper Meat stored in the secret compartment - didn't you read the OP?

 

Kroger-Employee wrote:


PS. Exactly what type of meat did she want to buy??  

 




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