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Mr Frontenac

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She's a nice lady about in her 70's or so. Doesn't have her front teeth. 

She likes to tell me these corny jokes, like what do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant.

And every time she asks me a question she gets up close, like real close. Like she puts her face real close to mine. A few times, her boob has brushed against my arm. And in my head, I'm like, um, you know your boob just touched my arm right? I could feel it squishing.

Well this time she just hugged me out of the blue.

Don't really know what to think of this. I know I'm not that good looking. I'm in my early 30's. I think this lady's inconspicuously feeling me up.

I'm a bit weirded out.



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What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One weighs a ton, the other's a little lighter.

*squeeze*



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Mr Frontenac wrote:

She's a nice lady about in her 70's or so. Doesn't have her front teeth. 

She likes to tell me these corny jokes, like what do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant.

And every time she asks me a question she gets up close, like real close. Like she puts her face real close to mine. A few times, her boob has brushed against my arm. And in my head, I'm like, um, you know your boob just touched my arm right? I could feel it squishing.

Well this time she just hugged me out of the blue.

Don't really know what to think of this. I know I'm not that good looking. I'm in my early 30's. I think this lady's inconspicuously feeling me up.

I'm a bit weirded out.


 I think it's obvious that she is a little lonely, and has developed a crush on you!!!!  



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Mr Frontenac wrote:

She's a nice lady about in her 70's or so. Doesn't have her front teeth. 

She likes to tell me these corny jokes, like what do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant.

And every time she asks me a question she gets up close, like real close. Like she puts her face real close to mine. A few times, her boob has brushed against my arm. And in my head, I'm like, um, you know your boob just touched my arm right? I could feel it squishing.

Well this time she just hugged me out of the blue.

Don't really know what to think of this. I know I'm not that good looking. I'm in my early 30's. I think this lady's inconspicuously feeling me up.

I'm a bit weirded out.


 Cougars knows no retail stores or employees, lol.



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Mr Frontenac wrote:

She's a nice lady about in her 70's or so. Doesn't have her front teeth. 

She likes to tell me these corny jokes, like what do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant.

And every time she asks me a question she gets up close, like real close. Like she puts her face real close to mine. A few times, her boob has brushed against my arm. And in my head, I'm like, um, you know your boob just touched my arm right? I could feel it squishing.

Well this time she just hugged me out of the blue.

Don't really know what to think of this. I know I'm not that good looking. I'm in my early 30's. I think this lady's inconspicuously feeling me up.

I'm a bit weirded out.


 Eeewww.  I don't even like hugging people I know, let alone a total stranger.  If someone starts to get too close for comfort, I back away or move so there's something between me and the hugger.  If worse comes to worse, you can always tell them you have an itchy rash all over your body.



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Mr Frontenac wrote:

She's a nice lady about in her 70's or so. Doesn't have her front teeth. 

She likes to tell me these corny jokes, like what do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant.

And every time she asks me a question she gets up close, like real close. Like she puts her face real close to mine. A few times, her boob has brushed against my arm. And in my head, I'm like, um, you know your boob just touched my arm right? I could feel it squishing.

Well this time she just hugged me out of the blue.

Don't really know what to think of this. I know I'm not that good looking. I'm in my early 30's. I think this lady's inconspicuously feeling me up.

I'm a bit weirded out.


 Lol. Some of the customers at my store used to hit in younger dudes. Even old people need live, maybe you can give her a ride.



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I meant need love. Give her some lovin...



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Mr Frontenac

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Lol, no thanks.



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