They ask me where something is. It just so happens it's the one thing I don't know. Someone else beside me knew and told them where to find it. Then that person said to me "Thanks man. You don't know what the hell you're doing, but thanks anyways."
Not sure whether they were intentionally wanting me to punch them in the face or whether they just chose the wrong words.
No way I'd have just walked away without saying something back. And I used to do just that. It's part of why I got out of retail. People will know you can't do anything back, so they'll wipe their dick right on your face.
I've said things like 'Hope you don't die!' and 'Be safe, there's crazy people in the world!' and ---- if said fast and with a cheesy smile this works great ---
It's very fast, as it's only two syllables, and they are common words. You can hear "****" across the room, but "Eat me" are regular words and disappear into background noise.
"Die in a fire" is a distinct second because it's too many syllables.
