Such a dumb slogan. And it has been trademarked. Kroger spent a HUGE amount of money on their new ad agency in NY to come up with this.
It should already be a "given", right?? It should be assumed that we now (and always have) wanted to provide fresh products to all customers. All grocery stores try to provide fresh stuff for their customers........all customers, or at least I thought it was always for EVERYONE! ? ! So is this something NEW?
Let me explain:
If our new slogan is "FRESH FOR EVERYONE" I can't blame anyone who might ask something like this:
"Hey, If your slogan is "Fresh for everyone", doesn't that mean that, until a few days ago, your groceries was not always totally fresh for everyone, but you discriminated against some groups of people, or minorities, or special subcategories of people, not making sure everything was FRESH FOR EVERYONE? So something has changed???
Can we be sure now that ALL GROUPS, no matter who or what you are, will NOW receive FRESH products at Kroger???
So, fresh for EVERYONE!!!
And that DOES include EVERYONE!! YES!!! In case there are any doubts, this DOES include:
1) fresh for obese people.
2) fresh for black people
3) fresh for gay people with red hair
4) fresh for skinny people who dislike their mother
5) fresh for people who have lots of freckles
6) fresh for forgetful people who forgot to put on deodorant this morning
7) fresh for people who limp
8) fresh for Caucasians of Irish descent
9) fresh for American Indians
10) fresh for Asian Indians
11) fresh for Japanese girls who wear glasses made of purple plastic
12) fresh for politicians, no matter how much they lie, or what party they belong to.
13) fresh for little kids, big kids, and old kids
14) fresh for people over 90
15) fresh for people who have their nasty little dogs in their bascarts
16) fresh for the children of Kroger managers
17) fresh for guys who have lost one eye
18) fresh for giggly little girls who have a crush on the young new produce clerk
19 ) fresh for the sweet old lady with a cane
20) fresh for the guys who only shop Kroger for cheap cigarettes at the Customer service desk
21) fresh for the lady with too much makeup on and a snooty attitude
22) fresh for fat guys who dress up as Santa and scare shy kids at the local mall
23) fresh for middle-aged white business men who want a quick salad for lunch (the kind that has a plastic fork inside the package)
24) fresh for guys with chignons (man-buns)
25) fresh for your sister who usually doesn't shop at Kroger, but prefers Walmart, Aldi or Safeway.
26) fresh for the local weatherman who made a bad call on the high temp yesterday
27) fresh for the 2 year old child who doesn't know how to spell F R E S H yet.
28) fresh for the nice librarian down the street who loves the smell of a good book as well as the smell of fresh strawberries
29) fresh for all Americans, and all peoples of the entire world
30) fresh for any aliens from outer space that might drop in the store for a quick snack
(Did I forget anyone?)
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RE: "FRESH FOR EVERYONE" - Our New Trademarked Slogan: Has anyone thought of the implications of this new Kroger slogan?
The real irony in my district is that they announced a store closure only a couple weeks before they announced the new slogan. So around here, it's fresh for everyone, unless you live close to that store.
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RE: "FRESH FOR EVERYONE" - Our New Trademarked Slogan: Has anyone thought of the implications of this new Kroger slogan?
We live in an age where every feeble-minded idiot with an internet connection cries about being "____ shamed," on top of being in a country that was already laughed at worldwide for being a suing nation, so of course Kroger wants to cash in on this and say, "hey, look at us, we're extra careful to not offend anyone or discriminate in any way, come spend your money here!" So they bring back the forced multi-cultural signage of the '90s.
Such a dumb slogan. And it has been trademarked. Kroger spent a HUGE amount of money on their new ad agency in NY to come up with this.
It should already be a "given", right?? It should be assumed that we now (and always have) wanted to provide fresh products to all customers. All grocery stores try to provide fresh stuff for their customers........all customers, or at least I thought it was always for EVERYONE! ? ! So is this something NEW?
Let me explain:
If our new slogan is "FRESH FOR EVERYONE" I can't blame anyone who might ask something like this:
"Hey, If your slogan is "Fresh for everyone", doesn't that mean that, until a few days ago, your groceries was not always totally fresh for everyone, but you discriminated against some groups of people, or minorities, or special subcategories of people, not making sure everything was FRESH FOR EVERYONE? So something has changed???
Can we be sure now that ALL GROUPS, no matter who or what you are, will NOW receive FRESH products at Kroger???
So, fresh for EVERYONE!!!
And that DOES include EVERYONE!! YES!!! In case there are any doubts, this DOES include:
1) fresh for obese people.
2) fresh for black people
3) fresh for gay people with red hair
4) fresh for skinny people who dislike their mother
5) fresh for people who have lots of freckles
6) fresh for forgetful people who forgot to put on deodorant this morning
7) fresh for people who limp
8) fresh for Caucasians of Irish descent
9) fresh for American Indians
10) fresh for Asian Indians
11) fresh for Japanese girls who wear glasses made of purple plastic
12) fresh for politicians, no matter how much they lie, or what party they belong to.
13) fresh for little kids, big kids, and old kids
14) fresh for people over 90
15) fresh for people who have their nasty little dogs in their bascarts
16) fresh for the children of Kroger managers
17) fresh for guys who have lost one eye
18) fresh for giggly little girls who have a crush on the young new produce clerk
19 ) fresh for the sweet old lady with a cane
20) fresh for the guys who only shop Kroger for cheap cigarettes at the Customer service desk
21) fresh for the lady with too much makeup on and a snooty attitude
22) fresh for fat guys who dress up as Santa and scare shy kids at the local mall
23) fresh for middle-aged white business men who want a quick salad for lunch (the kind that has a plastic fork inside the package)
24) fresh for guys with chignons (man-buns)
25) fresh for your sister who usually doesn't shop at Kroger, but prefers Walmart, Aldi or Safeway.
26) fresh for the local weatherman who made a bad call on the high temp yesterday
27) fresh for the 2 year old child who doesn't know how to spell F R E S H yet.
28) fresh for the nice librarian down the street who loves the smell of a good book as well as the smell of fresh strawberries
29) fresh for all Americans, and all peoples of the entire world
30) fresh for any aliens from outer space that might drop in the store for a quick snack
