Anonymous wrote:

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I want to take a crap on the restroom floor this year...but I'm open to some other ideas for this Thanksgiving weekend/Christmas season.

 

My goal is to ...

1) piss off management

2) video record the event

3) make some money from youtube by getting lots of subscription hits

4) reasonably avoid getting caught

  

So...what would you folks like for me to do?

 

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 Microwave a turd. Or stick security tags to every one you can. Block the bathroom doir with carts after some one goes in.