Okay so with this Coronavirus going around and **** I think its fibally caught up to me. I have asthma and I weight like 350 pounds and Im also a meth addict so this can make You susceptible to disease im sure.
So I go into the bathroom and take a huge ****. It was really big, like a French baguette extruding from my *******. Aliens arent going to abduct me yet
halfway when the turd is out o hear a sickening crackle of broken skin. I push with all my might and finish my poop. I look down and see my veins are popping out like those dudes eyeballs in that one comedy movie. Holy **** it was scary!
I tried putting my pants but The hemorrhoids burned whenever fabric came into contact, so I had to resort to just my underwear and I walked to the managers office and told her I had hemrhoids. She looks at me weird. I told her that the Coronavirus was probably causing the hemorrhoids and when atraighr yo said I was lying.
i wasnt lying though. I called her s got faced bitch because thats whats she is.
now she wants to sue me for slander. I may have called her other names too Bur I cant remember what.
She still women revike the meth pipes she stole from me.
For example: In wa state marijuana is legal but if you get tested positive for drugs you're fired. You can do what ever drugs you want off the clock but if you get tested positive then you can get fired. I'm surprised Kroger is allowing you to continue to work. Kroger has a zero drug policy.If they have any doubt employees using drugs they can test you and if you're found positive they can fire you. Legally you have to do something stupid like injure you're self on the clock before they can test you. Acting strange does not done for a drug testing. Acting like a total @$$ hole b-i-t-ch does not count. You always have the medical right to refuse. Even drug addicts have rights. Legally they have to go through the proper hr firing sequence. They can't just let you go for just cause.
Sounds like you've been standing on ice for a while with the company and it's a only a matter of time before they fire you. If you want a steady employment history I suggest getting clean. I know it's not easy. I'm not a drug addict but I've been addicted to video games and cell phones just need to wing your self off of them.
As for suing for slander that's different. If you've been pulling accusations against coworkers they must have proof of you doing it. If they don't have proof they can't do squat about it. They can write you up for slander but they can't sue you for slander unless they have a case built up against you. File an ethics report if the going gets tough.
For example: In wa state marijuana is legal but if you get tested positive for drugs you're fired. You can do what ever drugs you want off the clock but if you get tested positive then you can get fired. I'm surprised Kroger is allowing you to continue to work. Kroger has a zero drug policy.If they have any doubt employees using drugs they can test you and if you're found positive they can fire you. Legally you have to do something stupid like injure you're self on the clock before they can test you. Acting strange does not done for a drug testing. Acting like a total @$$ hole b-i-t-ch does not count. You always have the medical right to refuse. Even drug addicts have rights. Legally they have to go through the proper hr firing sequence. They can't just let you go for just cause.
Sounds like you've been standing on ice for a while with the company and it's a only a matter of time before they fire you. If you want a steady employment history I suggest getting clean. I know it's not easy. I'm not a drug addict but I've been addicted to video games and cell phones just need to wing your self off of them.
As for suing for slander that's different. If you've been pulling accusations against coworkers they must have proof of you doing it. If they don't have proof they can't do squat about it. They can write you up for slander but they can't sue you for slander unless they have a case built up against you. File an ethics report if the going gets tough.
Whoa. Whoa what the ****.
First off, I was voted employee of the decade by my general manager for the best customer service in the Kroger world. i have an excellent track record, and hon, what drugs I do is my business and my business only, so dont go sticking youre neck in where it isnt your biz.
You're an idiot. First of all, meth is made from ephedrine. People who are addicted to meth rarely if ever get sick due to the high content of cold drugs running through their veins. Still idiots though.
Secondly, your hemorrhoids were likely caused by meth. Meth doesn't allow you to produce regular bowel movements, so when you finally do, they're supposedly huge and dry due to extreme dehydration.
Thirdly, your ******* shouldn't come in contact with your pants fabric unless you have no butt cheeks. You must have a weird friggin' ass.
And lastly, even if it hurt like hell it's clearly not acceptable to walk through a public store in your underwear. You're an idiot, you don't have coronavirus, and you didn't deserve the job in the first place.
You're an idiot. First of all, meth is made from ephedrine. People who are addicted to meth rarely if ever get sick due to the high content of cold drugs running through their veins. Still idiots though.
Secondly, your hemorrhoids were likely caused by meth. Meth doesn't allow you to produce regular bowel movements, so when you finally do, they're supposedly huge and dry due to extreme dehydration.
Thirdly, your ******* shouldn't come in contact with your pants fabric unless you have no butt cheeks. You must have a weird friggin' ass.
And lastly, even if it hurt like hell it's clearly not acceptable to walk through a public store in your underwear. You're an idiot, you don't have coronavirus, and you didn't deserve the job in the first place.
You're the biggest ****ing bitch I've ever encountered in my life. My daddy instilled in me good morals. I've been working at this company far longer than you are born, selfish swine. And yes,my rectum is indeed a little bit wierd, but does it matter? My anus prolapsed once when I was stocking dairy and it hasn't retracted in sine then.
I still think I'm sick from corona because I'm displaying the proper symptoms. ******* ****.
