I work in the bakery. In the dream I ask this woman at the counter if she needed help. She said she wanted to order a single cupcake. I said, "Well, if we only make one, we have to make it out of fish." That's all I remember.
I was running from a tornado and ended up at a Kroger while running with some girl I remember in high school that had a great looking butt. I then found myself taking a dump on a toilet at Kroger when the dream ended (woke up).
I was working meat dept and the guy grabbed a big sausage looked at me and starting stroking it... I gagged all over a customer and was told to go home and when I got home half of the sausage was on the welcome mat. My dog came around the corner with the over half 1/4 in his butt. Then it went to watching joe exotic on netflix and a snake was on the couch talking to me saying ohh heres comes the good part. woke up
Was cleaning the shelves at work and found 2 stacks of $100.00s in $100.00 bills. I pocketed the cash and one of our special needs courtesy clerks came up suggesting that I turn in the money. I tell him to mind his own business (politely) and that it was my money. He says to turn it in and at this point I tell him to F*ck Off and get away.
I clock out and go outside and my manager calls me back with the special needs guy by his side. He asks me about the money and I say it is MY money and that I already told the special needs guy that. My manager says Ok, just chill out. It's ok. He then says to go home and relax or hes gonna shoot my ass with his AK47 he had with him.
I tell him to go ahead and try and I'll get my boys to take him out. Then a whole squad of cops come cruising by and shoot my ass dead. That's when I woke up
Was cleaning the shelves at work and found 2 stacks of $100.00s in $100.00 bills. I pocketed the cash and one of our special needs courtesy clerks came up suggesting that I turn in the money. I tell him to mind his own business (politely) and that it was my money. He says to turn it in and at this point I tell him to F*ck Off and get away. I clock out and go outside and my manager calls me back with the special needs guy by his side. He asks me about the money and I say it is MY money and that I already told the special needs guy that. My manager says Ok, just chill out. It's ok. He then says to go home and relax or hes gonna shoot my ass with his AK47 he had with him. I tell him to go ahead and try and I'll get my boys to take him out. Then a whole squad of cops come cruising by and shoot my ass dead. That's when I woke up
damn special needs ****ed it up for every one. Shoulda dropped that tar a 5 on the down low
