bowel movements history on job application

Date: Apr 9, 2021

bowel movements history on job application

Date: Apr 13, 2021

Just show up at the store of your choice whether you work there or not and take another dump on the floor.

Date: Apr 14, 2021

Anonymous wrote:
I got busted for ****ting on the restroom floor at a Kroger store. I passed it off as being an accident rather than deliberate. The person who saw me has since quit.

What are my odds of getting rehired?

The bigger the **** the better the chance id say

Date: Apr 15, 2021

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
I got busted for ****ting on the restroom floor at a Kroger store. I passed it off as being an accident rather than deliberate. The person who saw me has since quit.

What are my odds of getting rehired?
The bigger the **** the better the chance id say

You should spell out KROGER SUCKS in poo.

i386 · Guru

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
I got busted for ****ting on the restroom floor at a Kroger store. I passed it off as being an accident rather than deliberate. The person who saw me has since quit.

What are my odds of getting rehired?
The bigger the **** the better the chance id say
You should spell out KROGER SUCKS in poo.

No he spell out Trolls suck. Yes I said he I am not assuming gender here. Because no Young lady will take their poo and play with it.

Date: Apr 16, 2021

i386 wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
I got busted for ****ting on the restroom floor at a Kroger store. I passed it off as being an accident rather than deliberate. The person who saw me has since quit.

What are my odds of getting rehired?
The bigger the **** the better the chance id say
You should spell out KROGER SUCKS in poo.
No he spell out Trolls suck. Yes I said he I am not assuming gender here. Because no Young lady will take their poo and play with it.

You couldnt be any more wrong. As usual.. FAKE NEWS

Date: Apr 20, 2021

Seriously, how do I pass this off (no pun intended) for my next job interview?

Interviewer: "Why did you leave you last job?"

Interviewee (me): "Got caught doing a turd prank."

Date: Apr 20, 2021

Anonymous wrote:
Seriously, how do I pass this off (no pun intended) for my next job interview?

Interviewer: "Why did you leave you last job?"

Interviewee (me): "Got caught doing a turd prank."

say it was a training exercise and it needed to be as real as it could get

Date: Apr 21, 2021

You're a fu-cken adult and should know how to use the toilet. If not then you're a sick individual. If you're low functioning then wear adult diapers.

Date: Apr 22, 2021

Anonymous wrote:
You're a fu-cken adult and should know how to use the toilet. If not then you're a sick individual. If you're low functioning then wear adult diapers.

I find it easier just to drop them anywhere. saves time and has a unique aroma. I make house calls for special clients. would you like to be one?

Date: Apr 23, 2021

Anonymous wrote:
You're a fu-cken adult and should know how to use the toilet. If not then you're a sick individual. If you're low functioning then wear adult diapers.

I'm trying to be serious. I know how to use the toilet. I do my turd pranks on purpose. The problem is it comes back to haunt me in future job interviews.

Date: Apr 24, 2021

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
You're a fu-cken adult and should know how to use the toilet. If not then you're a sick individual. If you're low functioning then wear adult diapers.
I'm trying to be serious. I know how to use the toilet. I do my turd pranks on purpose. The problem is it comes back to haunt me in future job interviews.

Have to tried putting your turf in the microwave in the break room

Date: Apr 27, 2021

Anonymous wrote:

Have you tried putting your turd in the microwave in the break room?

Need to do that. That would be bold. I wonder if the store would hire a scientist to test the DNA in the cooked turd to trace it back to me?

Date: May 4, 2021

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:

Have you tried putting your turd in the microwave in the break room?
Need to do that. That would be bold. I wonder if the store would hire a scientist to test the DNA in the cooked turd to trace it back to me?

There's an effort to catch dog owners. You can bet DNA is in human turds too. That being said, try getting a random turd from a dog park and put that turd in the microwave so even if they do test, they can't trace it back to you!

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/12/19/pooprints-brings-in-millions-testing-dog-poop-dna-to-snag-non-scoopers.html

Date: May 6, 2021

Anonymous wrote:
I got busted for ****ting on the restroom floor at a Kroger store. I passed it off as being an accident rather than deliberate. The person who saw me has since quit.

What are my odds of getting rehired?

I'm glad. A) you're an adult act like one. By age 5 you should know how the **** to use a toilet. B) this level of professionalism is not tolerated by any company. I'm frankly glad you got fired for not ****ting in the toilet. It's disgusting when an adult does this and makes me wonder about the mental stability of the individual.

Date: May 6, 2021

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
I got busted for ****ting on the restroom floor at a Kroger store. I passed it off as being an accident rather than deliberate. The person who saw me has since quit.

What are my odds of getting rehired?
I'm glad. A) you're an adult act like one. By age 5 you should know how the **** to use a toilet. B) this level of professionalism is not tolerated by any company. I'm frankly glad you got fired for not ****ting in the toilet. It's disgusting when an adult does this and makes me wonder about the mental stability of the individual.

look here... ****ting on the floor is perfectly okay in todays society. Accidents happen intentional or not! But this is why youre there, to clean these messes up. The op is still working at a Kroger and has probably **** the floor again for perhaps science reasons. Either way its fine.

Date: May 12, 2021

Anyone in this thread smoke weed?

Date: May 13, 2021

Anonymous wrote:
Anyone in this thread smoke weed?

No doubt some people that post on here do. If their not dropping or microwaving turds their smoking

Date: May 14, 2021

Anonymous wrote:
look here... ****ting on the floor is perfectly okay in todays society. Accidents happen intentional or not! But this is why youre there, to clean these messes up. The op is still working at a Kroger and has probably **** the floor again for perhaps science reasons. Either way its fine.

I think getting caught pooping on the floor should have the same stigma as getting a parking ticket and not be held against someone in applying for a job.

Most people I believe think it's hilarious to see a deliberate s-h-i-t prank. Now the microwaving of a turd is a bit much but it's doable and should be "advertised" on the late night news as a major event that everyone wants to hear about including video on the local news of the actual mess.

Date: May 20, 2021

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
look here... ****ting on the floor is perfectly okay in todays society. Accidents happen intentional or not! But this is why youre there, to clean these messes up. The op is still working at a Kroger and has probably **** the floor again for perhaps science reasons. Either way its fine.
I think getting caught pooping on the floor should have the same stigma as getting a parking ticket and not be held against someone in applying for a job.

Most people I believe think it's hilarious to see a deliberate s-h-i-t prank. Now the microwaving of a turd is a bit much but it's doable and should be "advertised" on the late night news as a major event that everyone wants to hear about including video on the local news of the actual mess.

This is what you do for the ultimate turd prank. Take a ginormous crap and then get a stool. Put the stool in the checkstand and carefully set the turd on top. Give it a little name tag (Mr. Hanky) and give him cutout eyes and little stick hands. You now have a new employee.

Note: The turd must be large enough to support the name tag and stick arms. I can hook you up with a large turd for $15.00.

Date: May 20, 2021

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
look here... ****ting on the floor is perfectly okay in todays society. Accidents happen intentional or not! But this is why youre there, to clean these messes up. The op is still working at a Kroger and has probably **** the floor again for perhaps science reasons. Either way its fine.
I think getting caught pooping on the floor should have the same stigma as getting a parking ticket and not be held against someone in applying for a job.

Most people I believe think it's hilarious to see a deliberate s-h-i-t prank. Now the microwaving of a turd is a bit much but it's doable and should be "advertised" on the late night news as a major event that everyone wants to hear about including video on the local news of the actual mess.

This is what you do for the ultimate turd prank. Take a ginormous crap and then get a stool. Put the stool in the checkstand and carefully set the turd on top. Give it a little name tag (Mr. Hanky) and give him cutout eyes and little stick hands. You now have a new employee.

Note: The turd must be large enough to support the name tag and stick arms. I can hook you up with a large turd for $15.00.

This is no doubt why ASSociates smell like sweet sweat ass

Date: May 25, 2021

Anonymous wrote:
This is what you do for the ultimate turd prank. Take a ginormous crap and then get a stool. Put the stool in the checkstand and carefully set the turd on top. Give it a little name tag (Mr. Hanky) and give him cutout eyes and little stick hands. You now have a new employee.

Note: The turd must be large enough to support the name tag and stick arms. I can hook you up with a large turd for $15.00.

LOL!

Date: May 28, 2021

After eating Kroger brand sausage links, keep the container it came in and place one of your own set of turds in it. Do a new wrap job and bring it back to the store and set it back in the display case.

Video record the reaction from a hidden distance. Upload to youtube.

Date: May 30, 2021

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
This is what you do for the ultimate turd prank. Take a ginormous crap and then get a stool. Put the stool in the checkstand and carefully set the turd on top. Give it a little name tag (Mr. Hanky) and give him cutout eyes and little stick hands. You now have a new employee.
Note: The turd must be large enough to support the name tag and stick arms. I can hook you up with a large turd for $15.00.
LOL!

Thats a pretty cheap turd

i386 · Guru

Why are people still replying to this ridiculas topic? I wish it would just be deleted.

Date: May 31, 2021

i386 wrote:
Why are people still replying to this ridiculas topic? I wish it would just be deleted.

Stfu. you just replied to it as well dummy. Its not ridiculous people have the right to post their questions. The op needed advice. Dont like it then dont read or click the topic its really that simple

Date: May 31, 2021

Since it's Memorial Day, I'm wondering if it would ethical to disguise myself as a veteran and openly drop one on the floor, would I get away with it from the sympathy of appearing to be a veteran?

How could I get management to clean it up instead of some hourly employee?