By arrangement with a benevolent consortium, including team mascot rumored to be an ex-U.S. President.

850 former fast-food frachises, closed by western liberal cancel culture, will reopen as Kroger take-out venues.

No seating, only standing around waiting in comfort.

How? Barter, no cash. Tariffs paid in frozen meat, canned beans or whatever.

You will voluntarily sign a document stating that you are fluent in Russian and will gladly transfer anywhere.

Tell everyone you love this or be silent!