1. Act like a d***head and say your change is 5.90 you will get two quarters and a combo of dimes and nickels.
2. "I want 21 and 14 scratch off tickets": Sorry I am in the middle of an audit (at 8:30PM-we shut our lottery down at 9PM per management.)
3. "Sorry you can't pay for gas with lottery tickets"-happens all the time at my fuel kiosk
Other Fuel Kiosk Rules:
Don't give me more paper money than what is necessary. Say your total is $21.00 Don't give me $31.00 so you cam get a $10.00 bill-I will give you two $5.00 bills for being a d***
Don't come to my fuel kiosk smelling of marijuana!
Pull your damm pants up-I had someone the other night fondling himself and he had his money in his other hand-and a big smile on his face. I did not think that was funny. You are NOT a "master" baiter!!
Too many times people say "I want to fill it up" and they don't know how much. Every single day I have to tell people I don't have a fill-up button on my register-and besides, when they ask me how much they should get, I tell them that I don't drive their car so I don't know-shuts 'em up every time!
Know WHY you are at the fuel station. I had elderly lady buy $20 of gas with cash-and drove off w/o getting her gas. Felt sorry for the lady-she never came back for her money.
Don't come to my kiosk drunk as a skunk-and maybe you shouldn't be driving in the first place!
1. Act like a d***head and say your change is 5.90 you will get two quarters and a combo of dimes and nickels.
2. "I want 21 and 14 scratch off tickets": Sorry I am in the middle of an audit (at 8:30PM-we shut our lottery down at 9PM per management.)
3. "Sorry you can't pay for gas with lottery tickets"-happens all the time at my fuel kiosk
Other Fuel Kiosk Rules:
Don't give me more paper money than what is necessary. Say your total is $21.00 Don't give me $31.00 so you cam get a $10.00 bill-I will give you two $5.00 bills for being a d***
Don't come to my fuel kiosk smelling of marijuana!
Pull your damm pants up-I had someone the other night fondling himself and he had his money in his other hand-and a big smile on his face. I did not think that was funny. You are NOT a "master" baiter!!
Too many times people say "I want to fill it up" and they don't know how much. Every single day I have to tell people I don't have a fill-up button on my register-and besides, when they ask me how much they should get, I tell them that I don't drive their car so I don't know-shuts 'em up every time!
Know WHY you are at the fuel station. I had elderly lady buy $20 of gas with cash-and drove off w/o getting her gas. Felt sorry for the lady-she never came back for her money.
Don't come to my kiosk drunk as a skunk-and maybe you shouldn't be driving in the first place!
Jesus people still say I want a fill up ? Lol so glad I dont work at the fuel center
Don't give me a $100 and ask for $20 on pump x. I am not a bank, you'll be refused everytime.
Have your valid ID out snd ready. I better scan, or it will be refused. It had better have all of the laminate, or you will be refused. No, you cant by tobacco for your sick mother at home, Its called a 2 party sale, and is illegal.. you will be refused.
Get off your phone, I will stare at you until you've done so.
Know which pump you are on, I don't care if someone else gets the gas you paid for..its your responsibility to know which pump you're on.
Speak freaking English, or I will speak German or French to you.
Turn your vehicle off, its for safety, and so I can hear ither customers. The PA system is amplified in the kiosk.
1. Know what kind of fuel your car takes. Its NOT my responsability to know what fuel goes in YOUR car.
2. Do NOT overfill your tank. This causes spillage with poses a hazard. Especially when dumbf*cks think it's ok to smoke whilst working a gaspump. If you want to take yourself out, do so. You WILL NOT take me with you.
3. Do not try and negotiate a price. I am not your bro, homie, or patnah. If you think you can get gas cheaper elsewhere, bye see ya.
4. Self service means exactly that. You do it yourself. The ONLY exception is if you are LEGITIMATELY disabled, elderly and you actually NEED the help. Otherwise, you can pump gas yourself.
5. Have ID ready if purchasing ciggs. Just like inside the store, we check ID. if you do not want to show id then you do NOT need or want the ciggs. ID WILL be current as well. If you are not an assh0le, and the id is expired by a month I may make an exception.
Lately we've been getting people who come up to the kiosk and ask to pre-pay gas, but in GALLONS. "I need 10 gallons on pump 9." Um, where have you been buying gas for all these years?? It's done in DOLLARS! Oh, and to the lady from two weeks ago...NO, I will not accept $20 in ROLLED PENNIES! Where am I gonna put 40 rolls of pennies????
Lately we've been getting people who come up to the kiosk and ask to pre-pay gas, but in GALLONS. "I need 10 gallons on pump 9." Um, where have you been buying gas for all these years?? It's done in DOLLARS! Oh, and to the lady from two weeks ago...NO, I will not accept $20 in ROLLED PENNIES! Where am I gonna put 40 rolls of pennies????
Goodness gracious sakes alive!!!!!! Why didn't you accept the pennies and then take a 20 dollar bill out of your own pocket and put into the till? And then take the pennies home and look through them at your leisure?!! There might have been some valuable Lincoln cents (from coin collections) somewhere in those rolls. Unless they were all new and only worth a penny apiece. Oh well. Ya never know............. you might have missed a chance to score big! Or maybe not!
I am the original poster. Just the other night I had some idiot pay for $27 in gas ALL in quarters. Called our CS supervisor, said we had to take the coins. There should be times we should be able to say "No" to a customer in such situations.
